Man’s best friend. SCORE 138
Bad. It smells bad. SCORE 89
It isn’t easy to get ready to fight crime SCORE 1
This isn’t Twilight. SCORE 286
I’d eat it… SCORE 294
Attack! Crap! SCORE 151
The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse… SCORE 144
I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to use it… SCORE 125
If you didn’t sing this… SCORE 342
Being a gold fish could get really boring… SCORE 175
My Facebook feed lately… SCORE -32
End of a Childhood SCORE 23
Will beg for food… SCORE 79
Peek-a-boo! SCORE 208
Welcome. I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 128
My plans this weekend. SCORE 166
Sand Harbor, Lake Tahoe, Nevada. SCORE 192
Who’s a pretty princess? SCORE 150
The bees have claimed it. SCORE 152
Mind. Blown. SCORE 382
When I see you. SCORE 218
These are the balloon animals I can make. SCORE 180
Anne Hathaway + Voldemort. SCORE -47
I found my t-shirt. SCORE 155
This was sent as an email to me … I though I could reach more people here SCORE 48
How I think I look when I run. SCORE 208
If people were llamas. SCORE 11
Why we love our kids. SCORE 372
Person is typing… SCORE 176
Attack! SCORE 200
Bonk. SCORE 170
Les Avengerables SCORE 151
