Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
Dream big. SCORE 33
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
Instant regret SCORE 76
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
The long con. SCORE 88
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 88
You’re hired. SCORE 91
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
Savage dad is savage SCORE 80
Loved this episode SCORE 102
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
We shall slep SCORE 65
