The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
New books. SCORE 200
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Accurate. SCORE 257
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I love you. SCORE 20
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Friends. SCORE 213
How marriage works. SCORE 66
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
How people see me. SCORE 233
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
