How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
Meet Nav Bhatia SCORE 84
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 20
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
*spits venom* SCORE 37
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
…Nickels! SCORE 70
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
…and then I puked. SCORE 40
Family singalong time! SCORE 24
Well, here it is… SCORE 36
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 58
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
This is fine… SCORE 31
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
This owl was once a man… SCORE 37
