This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Same. SCORE 29
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Got em SCORE 29
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
The more you know. SCORE 36
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
