Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Lottery SCORE 4
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Forever and always SCORE 0
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Every night. SCORE 220
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
This generation. SCORE 265
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Karma. SCORE 236
Every time. SCORE 180
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How to troll. SCORE 181
Likely. SCORE 177
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Good idea. SCORE 4
