50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Good boi summer SCORE 75
The obvious answer SCORE 26
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Same… SCORE 53
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 34
Plot twist! SCORE 42
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
easy money SCORE 29
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Awkward SCORE 69
Happy little trees SCORE 50
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
