Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Words SCORE 113
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
When I die SCORE 126
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Potato SCORE 119
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Parents will understand SCORE 147
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
My biggest accomplishment SCORE 156
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
Bring me home. SCORE 94
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Stress perm SCORE 50
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Every time SCORE 134
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Either SCORE 113
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Link problems SCORE 140
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
