I am not overweight. SCORE 141
It is going to crush her… SCORE 150
So romantic SCORE 142
I dedicated my life to you (╥﹏╥) SCORE -9
You care for the boy, don’t you Severus? SCORE 199
Nick is my spirit animal. SCORE 156
Hunger Games with your high school classmates. SCORE 170
Dory. SCORE 185
A day in the life of a pet tortoise. SCORE 18
How horror movies have ruined my chance at being a good parent. SCORE 138
How I feel about New Year’s Eve as I get older SCORE 18
Man soap. SCORE 211
Winter is the Justin Bieber of seasons. SCORE 163
Kiss Cam SCORE 139
Cookie Monster or…? SCORE 191
Mt. Fuji at sunrise. SCORE 163
Latte art SCORE 12
FIRST DATE SCORE -7
Men aren’t dogs. SCORE 161
I’ve been impaled… SCORE 152
Practicing his moon walk. SCORE 125
What a few states are known for. SCORE 16
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women SCORE 111
This should be a worldwide policy. SCORE 304
I can fly! SCORE 146
What your engine is trying to tell you. SCORE 119
Back From the Dead SCORE 2
dog logic SCORE 115
How to scare men away. SCORE 11
When you get a hug SCORE 131
Avoidance advice from Pooh Bear. SCORE 144
Tried. Failed. SCORE 16
