These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Wishes. SCORE 112
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
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Text etiquette. SCORE 74
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Probably… SCORE 185
Never forget. SCORE 159
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How politics work. SCORE 123
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I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 249
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Burn! SCORE 216
Being sick. SCORE 140
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