the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
muggle born SCORE 15
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
no SCORE 24
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
a true work of art SCORE 13
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
