Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Burn! SCORE 216
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Burn! SCORE 249
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Probably… SCORE 185
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Seal SCORE 28
Genius. SCORE 145
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
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Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Never forget. SCORE 159
Being sick. SCORE 140
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
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