Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Every day. SCORE 212
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
WUT? SCORE 268
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Every time. SCORE 135
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
