Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Fall. SCORE 122
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Define normal SCORE 169
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Pugception. SCORE 133
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Gardeners. SCORE 225
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
Chipotle. SCORE 156
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Bullying SCORE 7
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
