How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 179
checkmate atheists SCORE 54
I've seen human parents less excited about their newborns. SCORE 133
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon... SCORE 346
the ball was mine! SCORE 40
There's always that one song SCORE 83
Kids are learning machines. SCORE 20
Are You Having A Ruff Time? - I Can Change That... SCORE 97
Sand Sculpting At Its Best SCORE 124
Karma is real SCORE 118
A solar eclipse as seen from the international space station. SCORE 222
This Cat Library Is The Best Idea Ever SCORE 201
Color me impressed. SCORE 176
When the queen shows up to your wedding. SCORE 335
Mind blown. SCORE 249
The good kind of lawyer SCORE 199
Release Me Filthy Human SCORE 131
Jaoquin Phoenix's dog. SCORE 83
OH BOY[ardee] SCORE 45
Let's close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 32
I think they're cool now. SCORE 1193
Brb though. SCORE 30
Ceiling fans. SCORE 262
This one is for you, bud. SCORE 27
I know kung fu. SCORE 148
The life of a cat. SCORE 146
Not for fat people. SCORE 106
I think I found your cat... SCORE 201
"bout to run some ppl over" SCORE 60
Tickle me elmo SCORE 160
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 19
Hustle is life SCORE 93
