My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Too much of a good thing SCORE 88
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Waffle House SCORE 84
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
They mean it too SCORE 32
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Are you religious? SCORE 68
Help us… SCORE 47
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 60
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
me_irl SCORE 50
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 131
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
If lays made beer SCORE 68
