
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

we have one useful hand SCORE 23

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26

beavers hate water SCORE 35

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43

rats love tiny cars SCORE 40

snipped it in the butt SCORE 28

my voice is the worst SCORE 35

species and age, please SCORE 40

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24

all penguins are criminals SCORE 28

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20

roger roger SCORE 14

the hobbit generation SCORE 36

dog bites everything SCORE 23

not your average gastropub SCORE 18

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12

we are the math problem SCORE 35

pupils dilate SCORE 45

see you tomorrow SCORE 27

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

saying no to things punch card SCORE 42

growing toe beans SCORE 33

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23

the dishes… again SCORE 27

at least there are cats SCORE 20

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32