Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Trust no one SCORE 106
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Rough Italians SCORE 142
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
WWJD? SCORE 96
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
