that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
who’s in? SCORE 34
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 33
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
this is why i drink SCORE 29
an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
back to bed! SCORE 19
definitely a dog SCORE 46
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
they get huge SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
omg SCORE 20
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
english burn SCORE 27
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9