New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
boop activated… SCORE 26
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Amway and bust? SCORE 31