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My+friend+ran+out+of+lunch+bags%2C+his+dad+is+a+cop%26%238230%3B
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 17
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 30
pls+no%2C+kijje%21
pls no, kijje! SCORE 23
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 21
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 17
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 21
%2Abeep+bop%2A+%2Aboop%2A
*beep bop* *boop* SCORE 19
Our+office+candy+guy+is+a+bit+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Our office candy guy is a bit passive aggressive… SCORE 23
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 16
Why+would+you+do+this+to+him%26%238230%3B
Why would you do this to him… SCORE 18
Not+on+my+watch%26%238230%3B
Not on my watch… SCORE 33
Me+Goosetad
Me Goosetad SCORE 39
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
Get+wrecked%2C+sonny.
Get wrecked, sonny. SCORE 29
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 44
I+have+done+a+good+work.
I have done a good work. SCORE 25
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 23
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 28
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 27
Always+has+been.
Always has been. SCORE 25
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Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 170
A+valuable+life+lesson.
A valuable life lesson. SCORE 159
I+do+what+I+want.
I do what I want. SCORE 226
Fallen+princesses.
Fallen princesses. SCORE 195
Oh+no+you+didn%26%238217%3Bt%21
Oh no you didn’t! SCORE 15
Strength.
Strength. SCORE 92
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