Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 136
Relationship goals SCORE 226
The Worst Part Of A Breakup SCORE 161
Intelligence SCORE 71
No thank you... SCORE 79
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. SCORE 197
Let me out! SCORE 141
Sorry to hear about your mom... SCORE 557
the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever SCORE 10
Hummingbird Iridescence SCORE 124
A half life. A cursed life. SCORE 205
When you break your leg, but... SCORE 70
As someone that doesn't care about soccer. SCORE 98
Kanye loves Kanye. SCORE 178
Space shuttle cockpits are impressive displays of engineering SCORE 21
Swoosh rhymes with douche SCORE 194
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 153
PRNDL SCORE 53
Outstanding move. SCORE 97
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO SCORE 74
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 218
It took me 5 minutes to write that text... SCORE 181
Happy New Year! SCORE 161
The worst name for an Apple Store employee SCORE 267
The president has high standards. SCORE 207
From a book I recently bought SCORE 131
The circle of life. SCORE 167
i'm getting called out for being intolerant SCORE 54
When Steve Jobs accused Bill Gates of Stealing SCORE 150
Taco Bell Gargoyle at your service SCORE 53
If there was a "Best Dad Award" he'd win it. SCORE 144
Transformation Goals: Neville Longbottom SCORE 181
