terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
cute winking cat SCORE 19
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 32
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
no SCORE 24
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
