Kitty massage. SCORE 10
The bald eagle. SCORE 173
An escape. SCORE 217
Being black in different places SCORE 147
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
An American Bashkir Curly Horse SCORE 125
My dog would probably fall for it. SCORE 11
CEO. SCORE 20
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
Are you playing with yourself? SCORE 158
When you get a fake number… SCORE 159
I would like to thank… SCORE 254
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
Murica SCORE 20
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
Starbucks. SCORE 21
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Come at me bro! SCORE 142
Festival season is upon us SCORE 157
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
Things that would make the Winchester’s jobs easier. SCORE 232
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
Beer = salad. SCORE 10
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
because reasons SCORE 0
Awkward. SCORE 13
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
Wookie steak. SCORE 11