definitely a dog SCORE 46
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
hi friend! SCORE 31
they get huge SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
who’s in? SCORE 34
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
call the fire department SCORE 4
english burn SCORE 27
this is why i drink SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i always spill SCORE 17
clever SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i have layers SCORE 33
an impossible task SCORE 20
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
back to bed! SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
