Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
Password problems SCORE 73
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Disappointment SCORE 50
I am the lion now SCORE 80
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Brofish SCORE 75
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Hey gurl SCORE 20
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Coachella SCORE 55
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
I am hopeful SCORE 55
