the most important preference SCORE 25
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
that’s not a pokéball, that’s a holy hand grenade! SCORE 16
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
the next stage of capitalism SCORE 11
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
i bready my shortsword… SCORE 22
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
barts beware SCORE 10
enjoy this comma-ntary SCORE 21
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
i said what i said SCORE 30
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
this got me at first, too SCORE 10
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
this got me too SCORE 39
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
there has to be balance SCORE 36