he loved his work SCORE 31
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
as you should feel SCORE 41
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
food art SCORE 53
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 36
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 29
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
at least he listened SCORE 25
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
my daily workout SCORE 24
he might be right SCORE 30
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
hot take! SCORE 59
literally any fact SCORE 53
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
neow SCORE 31
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
