I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Zing SCORE 70
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Superior move! SCORE 83
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Lies for good. SCORE 84
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
King of the forest. SCORE 62
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Cookie collapse SCORE 36