
How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133

How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225

Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227

I’m a boat. SCORE 240

So much cocaine SCORE 5

How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179

I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305

always answer the first time SCORE 12

Hedgehog, also mug hog. SCORE 124

Wookie Monster SCORE 7

Please do me a favor. SCORE 310

Dis my banana SCORE 7

I think this cat might be smarter than me. SCORE 92

Strawberry shortcake SCORE 8

Right away, sir SCORE 5

How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 235

When I’m trying to be romantic… SCORE 143

OM NOM NOM SCORE 3

Rise. SCORE 7

Trololol SCORE 294

Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163

Presidential hair. SCORE 114

And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6

It’s a tough world. SCORE 159

What happens when I have to much candy SCORE -1

Soon! SCORE 121

Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 212

The Real Story… SCORE 10

Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151

Fresh Prince: Google Translated. SCORE 78

She’s Real To ME… SCORE 5

Biology. SCORE 186