How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
Where they are now… SCORE 30
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
True desperation. SCORE 150
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
You are so cute… SCORE 336
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Basically. SCORE 171
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Dem feels. SCORE 447
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
True story. SCORE 385
SONDER SCORE 21
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Get in there! SCORE 9
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 15
Every time. SCORE 294
Returned… SCORE 14
Oh Google. SCORE 223
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Exactly. SCORE 170
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
The Feels SCORE 14
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
