luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
the tiger is out SCORE 33
the dishes… again SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
new australian spider SCORE 24
earth sandwich SCORE 39
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 45
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
dog bites everything SCORE 23
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
we are the math problem SCORE 35
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
distraction level expert SCORE 13
don’t send help SCORE 19
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
potato shaped SCORE 10
growing toe beans SCORE 33
species and age, please SCORE 40
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16