Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
The truth hurts SCORE 40
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Ooops? SCORE 118
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
This is adorable SCORE 135
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Just let me go SCORE 49
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 132
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Star Vars SCORE 55
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Not even once SCORE 58
