Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
When Something Touches My Leg Underwater SCORE 154
The ultimate burn. SCORE 190
Read the book. SCORE 312
Can't Stand The Heat Anymore SCORE 148
A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is SCORE 138
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Even when I know my phone is on silent SCORE 54
Hopefully they're not all the same guy... SCORE 175
It's almost an alien world. SCORE 134
College SCORE 217
Purritos! SCORE 133
I hate traffic too. SCORE 144
Like a walking thesaurus SCORE 45
Politicians discussing global warming. SCORE 184
Revenge of the Books SCORE 120
How to break the ice with a girl SCORE 58
Realistic Mario… SCORE 150
RAR!!! SCORE 104
Walk Into the Club Like: SCORE 123
Whenever I stop petting my Brittany SCORE 117
A Baby Tapir SCORE 202
Forgiveness. SCORE 97
I've been going about this all wrong. SCORE 150
Birth givers never trust. SCORE 190
A fellow Jew handed this to me while I was at a coffee shop this morning. I decided to wear a kippa (yarmulke) today to be as loudly and proudly jewish as possible. SCORE 110
How to be single forever. SCORE 77
It's a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
My Netflix habit... SCORE 386
Nothing Has Changed Apparently SCORE 125
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 66
Trust me, I'm a cat. SCORE 145
