let it shine, let shine, let it…. oh no my car won’t start SCORE 15
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
i just love food too much SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 23
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
it’s just a great frickin’ song SCORE 36
cryptid currency. who’s in? SCORE 28
ley’s go skiing SCORE 40
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
this is horrifying SCORE -1
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
very subtle SCORE 17
how to unfunny friends SCORE 43
for the greta good SCORE 8
my next hobby SCORE 13
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
throw them out SCORE 20
who wins the shootout? SCORE 19
am i a dog? SCORE 35
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
mood poisoning SCORE 14
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
