someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
playing hard to get SCORE 18
en garde SCORE 22
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
you’re hired SCORE 22
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
this is quite the life SCORE 12
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
just one day… SCORE 23
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
FYI: SCORE 22
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
