he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37
best lotr description of all time SCORE 46
it works! SCORE 31
every morning SCORE 46
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
lol SCORE 35
i can’t control the weather SCORE 37
this is brilliant SCORE 84
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
yes SCORE 32
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
my knees quivered SCORE 27
poopwagon never stops SCORE 30
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
do. not. like SCORE 27
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
just one word SCORE 17
he always believed SCORE 37
the one who got away SCORE 23
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27
out conspiracy theory the flat earthers SCORE 43
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
