Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
The shinbone. SCORE 94
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Time. SCORE 133
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Loud music. SCORE 15
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Germans. SCORE 3
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Loki. SCORE 152
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
When you see it. SCORE 5
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
