A man tried to sell me a coffin today… SCORE 167
Crotches kill. SCORE 103
Swiss cheese. SCORE 3
Super Sirius. SCORE 159
Bop! SCORE 170
Bacon chocolate chip cookies with maple glaze. SCORE 16
Just do it? SCORE 133
His Spidey Sense is Tingling! SCORE 1
hi 5! SCORE 2
Love. SCORE 108
Every time I go to the dentist. SCORE 194
Wisdom. SCORE 210
See a cute girl driving next to you and want to get her number? SCORE 114
Corgi Nascar. SCORE 136
Daisy – The World’s Cutest Kitten SCORE 203
How I cross things out. SCORE 268
How I feel about the Harlem Shake. SCORE 149
Accurate. SCORE 243
This is likely the most exercise you will do… SCORE 100
Me too. SCORE 253
I thought you’d never ask. SCORE 153
Pop culture. SCORE 139
Want to know what’s not fine? SCORE 165
The piñata cake. SCORE 190
Oh, Taylor… SCORE 249
What’s your favorite song? SCORE 197
Revenge. SCORE 324
Breaking Bad. SCORE 72
Spam. SCORE 5
Clever bookends. SCORE 267
A bunny’s life. SCORE 170
Where zombies come from. SCORE 93