Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Stress relief SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Problem solved SCORE 34
It’s my super power SCORE 44
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Happy little trees SCORE 50
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Same… SCORE 53
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The obvious answer SCORE 26
