the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
we live in the dumbest timeline SCORE 14
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
goth pockets SCORE 4
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
roll die for outcome SCORE 31
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
forever a floppy disk SCORE 23
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
my favorite genre SCORE 13
there’s always that one dentist SCORE 15
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
for the goth on the move SCORE 19
savage dad humor SCORE 13
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
finally shoes that match his mask! SCORE 18
dude SCORE 39
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
whoops SCORE 18
true pet love SCORE 32
we out here vibing SCORE 38
not more than a day SCORE 30
