Slow Robot
Birth+control
The+many+corns.
The many corns. SCORE 23
Hear+me+out%2C+man%26%238230%3B
Hear me out, man… SCORE 27
The+forbidden+color+group.
The forbidden color group. SCORE 34
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+string+theory.
It’s string theory. SCORE 24
Just+language+things%26%238230%3B
Just language things… SCORE 25
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
Monolith+mystery+revealed
Monolith mystery revealed SCORE 22
Iceland+does+not+want+to+deal+with+your+financial+decisions.
Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32
Elementary%2C+really.
Elementary, really. SCORE 35
Get+it%2C
Get it, SCORE 29
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
And+here+we+go%26%238230%3B
And here we go… SCORE 24
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE 1
When+life+mimics+art.
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
ACTIVATE%21+ACTIVATE%21
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
Also+frogs.
Also frogs. SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 31
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
IT+PUTS+ME+BACK%21
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
Have+you+not+had+the+pleasure+of+hearing+the+horsie+twang
Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+even+real.
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29
Love%2C+ughhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
Genetically+encoded+sentences%26%238230%3B
Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25
Dream+big.
Dream big. SCORE 14
Dads+these+days%2C+amiright%3F
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
Temuera+Morrison%2C+obviously.
Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26
Alex+Trebek+in+all+his+glory+roundabout+1977.
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 27
%2Afeels+annoyed%2A
*feels annoyed* SCORE 28
My+eyes+are+tingling%26%238230%3B
My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38
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hopefully+a+quick+death
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
catception
catception SCORE 50
burn+baby%2C+burn
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
when+the+craving+hits
when the craving hits SCORE 24
the+look+of+failure
the look of failure SCORE 52
i+learned+math+today
i learned math today SCORE 33
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