All aboard! SCORE 91
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
Om nom nom. SCORE 160
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Seems legit. SCORE 122
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 94
Awkward… SCORE 2
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Go shave a bear SCORE 6
Yawning. SCORE 79
Hey Batman! SCORE 17
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
Every Morning SCORE 78
Did you hear that Disney… SCORE 80
Babies. SCORE 110
Genius. SCORE 412
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
Please be troll. SCORE 241
Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Scumbag pencil sharpener. SCORE 141
Your concern is valid. SCORE 136
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
Mr. President? SCORE 96
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 147
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57
Nail art. SCORE 143
