I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Every time. SCORE 123
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Finally. SCORE 344
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Guys listen… SCORE 170
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
