
Flying first class SCORE 24

While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6

My dream day SCORE 24

Problem solved SCORE 42

Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24

The truth is self evident SCORE 27

I love that spatula so much SCORE 62

What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28

When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31

Stress relief SCORE 45

My resume lied SCORE 30

The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47

It’s for your own good SCORE 25

That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37

What year is ist? SCORE 35

Let’s just be friends SCORE 24

She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55

What about Linux? SCORE 45

The obvious answer SCORE 26

Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63

Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31

Gotta work to eat SCORE 75

I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46

Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36

request denied SCORE 30

Just keep swimming SCORE 38

I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31

The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5

Are you there, God? SCORE 21

Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35

Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62

Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40