smart shopping SCORE 38
nap time! SCORE 38
at least he listened SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
pretty much SCORE 29
he might be right SCORE 30
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
$30 uber SCORE 30
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
hot take! SCORE 59
life insurance payout SCORE 42
food art SCORE 53
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
