sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 13
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
musical pest SCORE 22
too many pillows SCORE 13
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
and just like that… ghost SCORE 21
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
artful pettiness SCORE 35
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
this is cute SCORE 29
too hot to copy SCORE 14
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 21
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
make cities climbable again SCORE 16
well this is awkward SCORE 20
you’re so getting arrested! SCORE 12
and god was correct SCORE 32
the best feeling SCORE 28
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
turn up the volume SCORE 29
multiple genres of children SCORE 37
big brain energy SCORE 25
they yearn for the mines SCORE 40
this is a terrible idea SCORE 24
spoon flavored SCORE 31
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
