One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
Need a light? SCORE 2
So close SCORE 15
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Neigh SCORE 133
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
snarf SCORE 1
Sloth SCORE 18
like this… derp SCORE 4
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Friendship SCORE 242
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Size matters. SCORE 149
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6