WHO SAID YOLO? WHO SAID IT?! SCORE 0
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 213
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Getting older. SCORE 142
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Logic. SCORE 188
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
A dogs life. SCORE 171
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
The Night I lost Control SCORE 7
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
