The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Accurate. SCORE 257
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Finally. SCORE 345
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
